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13 SPOOKY E-Mail Subject Lines!

 These are 13 Spooky Halloween themed e-mail subject lines I wrote as practice copy.  1.        Don’t GET GHOSTED again! Bring her one of our BEAUTIFUL BOO-QUETS! 2.        DON’T LOOK BEHIND YOU! Use our financial planning to LOOK FORWARD! 3.        Nothings scarier than a car that won’t start! Get EXTENDED WARRENTY! 4.        Haunted House?   Ghosts taking up the guest room? Call Venkman Realty today! 5.        9 out of 10 Dentists Recommend This Toothpaste! The 10 th is a ZOMBIE! 6.        This ONE simple TRICK will keep the TREATS flowing!       7.        DON’T let your little one become the next CASPER! Safety First! 8.        BUYER BEWARE you’re in FOR A SCARE unless you SHOP WITH CARE! ...
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"SHARP!" An OSHA PSA Spec Script

 Kicking off my inaugural 13 Days of Halloween here at the Alexander Green Sampler is a spec script I wrote for practice.  It's for a hypothetical Occupation Safety and Health Administration public service announcement about the consequences of working in a hostile kitchen. Enjoy!   "SHARP!" By Alexander Green INT. THE DISH PIT IN THE BACK OF A RESTAURANT A large, burly man is cleaning sharp knives. A large OSHA safety poster is noticeably hanging behind him. A fresh batch of dirty, unsorted plates and other miscellaneous dishes are dropped off in front of him. The man grunts, his face contorts with barely controlled rage. INT. DISH PIT - CLOSE UP The man quickly unfolds a brown paper take out bag, and jabs two holes in it with his fingers. He puts it over his head. His eyes stare intently through the finger punched holes. He is now, The Bag Man! INT. DISH PIT There is a large red light switch on the wall opposite the dish pit. Around the corner of the wall a ...
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Welcome to My Writings

 Hello World,      I am Alexander. Known online as Alex Anon, proprietor of @TastefullyNerd, @AlexAnon87, and @DadJokesDay. This blog is a repository for my work-in-progress writings, more-or-less complete spec scripts, copy samples, and game design docs still in playtesting. The primary purpose of this blog will be to have a place to display my work and to link back to specific examples in other projects I'm in. But feel free to peruse the postings to your pleasure.
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