13 SPOOKY E-Mail Subject Lines!

 These are 13 Spooky Halloween themed e-mail subject lines I wrote as practice copy. 

1.       Don’t GET GHOSTED again! Bring her one of our BEAUTIFUL BOO-QUETS!

2.       DON’T LOOK BEHIND YOU! Use our financial planning to LOOK FORWARD!

3.       Nothings scarier than a car that won’t start! Get EXTENDED WARRENTY!

4.       Haunted House?  Ghosts taking up the guest room? Call Venkman Realty today!

5.       9 out of 10 Dentists Recommend This Toothpaste! The 10th is a ZOMBIE!

6.       This ONE simple TRICK will keep the TREATS flowing!      

7.       DON’T let your little one become the next CASPER! Safety First!

8.       BUYER BEWARE you’re in FOR A SCARE unless you SHOP WITH CARE!

9.       Chainsaws, and shears, and leather glove fittings. These are a few of OUR SPOOKIEST TOOLS.

10.   BRAINS! BRAINS! Survey Zombie gets the TASTIEST market research RESULTS!

11.   TOO HOT for Halloween Costumes? Find out what YOU CAN DO to slow climate change.

12.   FAMILY SPECIAL! Buy ONE COFFIN get ONE FREE! Visit us at Addams Mortuaries!

13.  DON’T let BLACK FRIDAY be a NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS! Get the TEMPS on the JOB!

h    If you're looking for a spooky tongue-in-cheek subject line who you gonna call? Me.


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